Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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