I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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