How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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