I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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