nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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