We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
ttyl tear gas
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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