just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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