please come you make the beer taste better
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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