Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
