He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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