apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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