Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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