I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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