Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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