where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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