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It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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