I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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