I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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