thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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