Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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