you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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