He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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