this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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