He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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