so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You were trust falling into bushes
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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