But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
her vagine was all disorganized.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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