But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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