Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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