I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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