He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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