And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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