You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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