Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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