she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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