I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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