he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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