Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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