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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?

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  haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background

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  that only happened once.

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• (530): View more from California

  i'm lost and i look like a hooker

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating

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• (650): View more from California

  If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance

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• (510): View more from California

  stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.

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• (310): View more from California

  I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Glow parties are what I live for

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  Your priorities in life astound me

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  Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?

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