Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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