no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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