Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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