I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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