Kiss
Puke
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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