Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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