Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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