Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You were trust falling into bushes
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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