Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Randomize
