Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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