I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Are we still banned from the library?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The struggles of a small town man whore
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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