I'm gonna have a badass scar
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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