is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.