Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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