I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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