He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Drunk is a universal language darling
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