you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
