she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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