He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize