at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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